based on ectoviolet’s hc where instead of a honeymoon, blue initially took red to alola so he could propose but after numerous failed attempts red saves the day
This is the greatest progression of events I have ever read, where’s my historical gay romance novel about this
KING JAMES, CAN YOU CHILL?
Local King Cannot Stop Promoting His Boyfriend
where’s the lush period drama about this series of events?
fun thing about king James, this guy was fairly public about his bf (more public than what was acceptable). He threw lots of extravagant parties with his man on his arm. It pissed off the church obviously so to get them off his back, he’s the one that ordered the third translation of the Bible from Hebrew to English (the King James Version aka the Authorized Version) so the Bible every hot blooded all American Christian reads today was literally just written so a very gay king could fuck his boyfriend in peace.
And the King James Bible was translated with the most homophobic interpretations possible as a way of getting back at the King. It is not the only Bible that American Christians read (for one, it’s a Protestant Bible, so Catholics don’t use it, for two, it’s not a very good translation) but it is the Bible used by evangelical Christians in the U.S., in some cases the ONLY Bible permitted for a congregation.
So if you see someone shouting Bible verses at you or waving signs at you, remember they are the spiritual descendants of King James’s enemies. Tell them to go fuck themselves and go make your boyfriend a Duke.
A Texas gay man who sued to bring down the state’s ban on same-sex marriage has announced he will be running for state senate in 2018.
If elected, Mark Phariss would be Texas’s first openly gay state senator.
Phariss said he was inspired to put forth his candidacy after recent election victories by Democrats in Virginia and Alabama. He also promised that he plans to be a representative to all Texans within his district—regardless of how they feel about his sexuality.
“I’m absolutely gay. There is no way to hide that,” Phariss said, according to the Dallas Morning News. “But I’m running as a Texan, and I will absolutely represent every constituent in my district if I win. So even those who vote against me — even those who vote against me because I’m gay, I will want to listen to them and represent them.”
Everyone living in Texas who wants their state to be a good place: get out and vote for this man
Twitter has a 140 character limit, yet I still found a way to tell one of the longest and most obnoxious knock-knock jokes of all time within a single tweet.
I am more proud of this accomplishment than any human right has the right to be.
The dads are evolving
They have learned our technology, they control our communication
